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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

She was Soooooooo Blonde



She was Soooooooo Blonde

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."


She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

2 Comments:

Blogger Saroona said...

Yay, I have no idea how you manage to update constantly all your blogs! But this post is my favourite, loool! Girl, you rock, I dunno how you came across all these! I bear a grundge against blondes since I was a baby, because I am samra and now I love it, but I never understood why all fairies and other positive characters were blonde and the evil ones were darked haired!!! And this discrimination goes on, only Snow White was brunette :(, but with fair skin and blue eyes! Sheesh! As a child it was difficult to understand that a fair complexion and a dark one has nothing to do with kindness!

2:32 PM

 
Blogger Huda Nassar said...

Sarah,Glad to see u here again,well you raised a good point here I also wondered why the vilains in western movies were the ones with the black hats and costumes,maybe coz white is always related to good (angels are viewed in white attire)but I think that is an old myth don't even think about it.and yes kindness has nothing to do with the whitness of ur skin..only the whitness of ur heart.Enjoy ur day and I'll be passing by for coffee soon;)

8:53 PM

 

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