Blondes..Blondes..and more blondes

ASTROLOGY

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on abench talking........and one blonde says to theother:" Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says"Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????
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CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. Shetells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for afew minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crapin the carburetor". She asks, "How often do I have todo that?"
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SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding andasks
her very nicely if he could see her license. Shereplied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your acttogether. Just yesterday you take away my license andthen today you expect me to show it to you!??~~~~~~~~~~~

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding caron thefreeway. Glancing at the car, he was astoundedto see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashinglights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!"the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads."You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

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IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. Itwas her turn. She rolled the dice and she landedon Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in avacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off???

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FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their nameswere. The blonde responded by saying that one wasnamed Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?""Helloooooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs.